They made a pact and pinky-swore that whoever died first would come back in spirit and tell the other one whether there were meetings in heaven.
Ella died first, and the night after the funeral Etta lay in bed, sleepless and sniffling, when all at once she felt a chill and saw the ghostly form of her old friend at the foot of her bed.
"Nu?" she said. "So tell me already, what's it like in the great hereafter?"
"Well," replied Ella's ghost, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, there are AA meetings in heaven. There's one about to start right now."
"So what's the bad news?" asked Etta.
Ella sighed. "The bad news is, you're tonight's speaker."

