When you have an "I hate my job day"

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Noels

When you have an "I hate my job day"

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Something someone sent to me. I don't know if its true but it really made me think ....

Try this out :
Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home,lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into confortable clothing and sit in your favoite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson". :lol: 8)
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HAhahahahahahahhaaa
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Five stars...★★★★★..... :lol:
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In my country we have a zoo,
The only animal there is a dog,
It's a Shitzu.
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Thanks Noels!

You Always such a Great outlook on things Life passes out.
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Brock wrote:In my country we have a zoo,
The only animal there is a dog,
It's a Shitzu.
hahahaha
Cling to the thought that, in God's hands, the dark past is the greatest possession you have - the key to life and happiness for others. With it you can avert death and misery for them. page 124 BB
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Noels wrote:Something someone sent to me. I don't know if its true but it really made me think ....

Try this out :
Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home,lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into confortable clothing and sit in your favoite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson". :lol: 8)
This is great :lol: :lol:
One day at a time.
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:D glad I could assist :D laughter is a huge part of my life. It helps to keep things simple and balanced :D
Have an awesome Sunday
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Love it!! :lol:
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