Interesting/funny quotes/sayings you have heard in the rooms

[RobC]

Resentments are like hemorrhoids, they only bother the ass hole who has them.

[D'oh]

A fellow I sponsored would say "I have to hang with sober alcoholics because if God called me on the phone right now, I would hang up"

[Robert R]

Shared at a meeting by an oldtimer "Sometimes the thoughts in my head take a stroll out through my mouth. This is NEVER a good thing!" Cue much laughter or as I call it now 'identification'.

[Feeya]

'How long do I have to participate in AA?'
'Until you enjoy doing it!'

[PaigeB]

Hahahahaa - cute!

[Noels]

Brilliant- all of you

[Noels]

..." when I see a normal drinker take a sip of their drink, put it down and take another sip an hour later ....... I call that alcohol abuse ".

" I was so sick that I didn't even realize how sick I was ..... now THAT'S sick!"

[Tosh]

Step children are called step children because they make you work the steps.

(I've nicked that one and used it here )

[Noels]

hehehehehehehe now I'm stirring

" sober since I woke up this morning "

[Tosh]

hehehehehehehe now I'm stirring

" sober since I woke up this morning "

[Timotheus]

Heard someone say, "My drinking got so bad, I'd suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick" and "I was a bad drunk but I never drank while driving... Didn't want to spill any of it"

[Tosh]

F.E.A.R

F___ Everything And Run

Or

Face Everything And Recover

[Dan2000]

I use to say "Ya But" to my sponsor all the time, then I went to college, now I say "however"............

One of my favorites.....The monkeys off my back, but the circus is still in town.

[Dan2000]

"Telling a drunk woman to calm down is a little bit like baptising a cat!"

(Apologies for the sexist line; it's not mine!)

LOL...or asking a werewolf to swim....

[Noels]

I drank so much my blood type is AA